Uh-oh. Now look what you've done, you little freaks! This document is a part of The Lost Jokes and Story Arcs of “Sweet Seymour Skinner’s Baadasssss Song”, a feature that has co-writer Bill Oakley running through the writing process for this episode and all of the jokes and story arcs that had to be cut. Oh, I have had it! Yes, well, there will be no smut in my company. Now, I know everybody's eager to get back to class--, [ Mrs. Krabappel ] Ha.! Have you gone waxy in your "beester"? Bart, I've barely been here a-a good solid week... and you've been sent to my office I 1 times. I was their sergeant. "Tide. You feel guilty because your stunt wound up costing a man his job. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. That photo was taken shortly before I was shot in the back... which was very strange because it was during a Bob Hope show. Including all seasons, the movie, comics, news, books, videos, tweets from the creators, fan art, merchandise, contests, events, and more! There's a dog runnin' around in the air ducts! When she replies in the affirmative, he strips his shirt off and asks to be greased up. Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song. Already a subscriber? Once Chalmers comes for his next inspection and sees how crappy the school has gotten... he'll fire Ned on the spot. Mom, you're always trying to give me potatoes. Hmm? Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song. Once he found out we were gonna get Ned Flanders fired, he insisted on helping. All right, all right. All. Besides, the way America's public schools are sliding... they'll all be this way in a few months. I cannot fit in the wee vent, ya croquet-playin' mint muncher! We post everything and all things Simpsons! This is great! Title sequence . One time he crawled under the house, and when he came out, he was covered with ants. How would you like it if 20 years from now... people were laughing at things you did? Then he ran into a church and drank all the holy water. Now, I understand it'll be my duty... to mold the new recruits into a well-disciplined, highly trained infantry unit. Were you drinking Slice or Yoo-hoo? The ladies are joined by John Ross Bowie (Speechless, Big Bang Theory) to talk about the special bond between Bart and Skinner, the need for a rival, and the loving portrayal of education and teachers throughout The Simpsons. No problemo.Just make a pass at your commanding officer. You're doing it wrong.! ♪ We don't know ♪ Oh, they're gonna eat this up in show-and-tell. Also This. You fired Skinner for less than this. Not only am I not learnin'... [ Laughs ] And it's all thanks to you, Bart. gif the simpsons simpsons season 5 willie Sweet Seymour Skinners Baadasssss Song Groundskeeper Willie Lunch Lady Doris I said you were fired. ♪ Had a big hole in her underpants ♪. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! That's not true. Metacritic TV Episode Reviews, Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song, Superintendent Chalmers fires Principal Skinner after a disaster at the elementary … Mr. Kookalamanza and-a some real ugly kid. Everybody needs a nemesis. The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 19 Quotes. Seymour, all is forgiven. Below is the final outline for "Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song", by Bill Oakley and Josh Weinstein. All right. A page for describing Recap: Simpsons S5 E19 "Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song". Find out when The Simpsons is on TV, including Series 5-Episode 19: Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song. There is a dog in the vents. As chairman of the P.T.A., I am de-didilly-lighted to take over... and I think I can put the "pal" back in principal. Back to show-and-tell. Anyhoo, Bart, you're gonna have to be punished. "Yom Kip Pur.". but I thought it might break the ice if we had a little "Q" and "A.". Once again, if I'm not mistaken... this can contained tomato paste. [ Screams ] ♪ [ Man Singing Blues Rock ] ♪ [ Continues ] ♪ [ Ends ] [ Bart Laughing ] Oh, they're gonna eat this up in show-and-tell. Now that I have peanut butter cups, you seem to be getting in trouble every hour. The only man who dresses for January, ladies and gentlemen. What gives, Leo? Dakota Johnson Lied to Us About Loving Limes. [ Martin's Voice ] Sir, I baked you these raisin roundies. I've reenlisted in the United States Army. As 100th episodes go, "Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song" seems a little out of place. Children, this is Principal Skinner. Uh, I-I know Weinstein's parents were upset, Superintendent... but I-I was sure it was a phony excuse. Instead of getting an episode celebrating the series and … Bart sets … "Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song" was written by Bill Oakley and Josh Weinstein, and directed by Bob Anderson. Then you give it a title that nobody could possibly like. Superintendent Chalmers... you didn't have to come all the way down here. In the episode, Superintendent Chalmers fires Principal Seymour Skinner after a disaster at the school. In the 100th episode of the series, Bart's dog gets loose in the school, and the ensuing havoc is so great, Principle Skinner loses his job. The Simpsons – ‘Sweet Seymour Skinner’s Baadasssss Song’ Season 5 | Episode #5ABF17 | 05/23/14 @ 06:00pm May 16, 2014 at 7:01 pm Filed Under: … Donald Trump Went Out As He Came in: Playing Songs by People Who Hate Him, Watch Lady Gaga Perform the National Anthem at the Biden Inauguration. The Boss kicked off the prime-time inauguration special hosted by Tom Hanks with an intimate acoustic performance. The script had no meaning, no depth, no punch, and no respect for good taste. Fab. Nobody's mentioned me, have they? At last we can compete with the Gas-N-Gulp. This was the 18th episode of the fifth season and the 100th episode overall of The Simpsons. The Simpsons (1989–…): Season 5, Episode 19 - Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song - full transcript. Come on. Kaboom! Below is the final outline for “Sweet Seymour Skinner’s Baadasssss Song”, by Bill Oakley and Josh Weinstein. History Talk (0) Comments Share. Views: 379. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on April 28, 1994. I was trying to get Joey Heatherton to put on some pants, for God's sake! Good Lord! Now, out we go! Bart! Well, I really enjoyed my time here, Superintendent. I think you need Skinner, Bart. I needed those. However, I've decided to return to the only thing besides school... that has ever given my life meaning--. That's guilt. Bold. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Sweet_Seymour_Skinner%27s_Baadasssss_Song?oldid=35182. ♪ I don't know, but I've been told ♪ We heard Sergeant Clark's company singing it, sir. Flanders is history. All rights reserved. Why don't you bring this potato? Biz. "Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song" is the nineteenth episode of Season 5. Can you believe that we’ve now made it to the 100th episode of Talking Simpsons!?! With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. Don't you see, Milhouse? Let me get this straight. We've gone too far. “Sweet Seymour Skinner’s Baadasssss Song” (season five, episode 19; originally aired 04/28/1994) For its one hundredth episode, you might expect The Simpsons to go really big with an episode that’s a veritable extravaganza of a fandango of a lollapalooza, possibly involving the popular alternate rock musical festival Lollapalooza. Lunch Lady Doris, have you got any grease? Ah, he seems to know the students' names. It's Principal Skinner... and I think he's gone crazy. I'd wager he has some variety of walking clock in that box. Your friendship during this difficult time will not be forgotten. 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